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pretentiousaugustus:

potatoes with legs

pretentiousaugustus:

potatoes with legs

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.

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TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

not-so-little-cal:

good advertisements here on the highway

not-so-little-cal:

good advertisements here on the highway

sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

secretlymartinfreeman:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

#NAW BUT I DON’T EVEN NEED AN ACTUAL BED #IF I GET TO SLEEP #IN THIS BLANKET NEST

secretlymartinfreeman:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

#NAW BUT I DON’T EVEN NEED AN ACTUAL BED #IF I GET TO SLEEP #IN THIS BLANKET NEST

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

lie-t0-m3:

forever reblog

12 days of snk: favourite female → Hanji Zoe