potatoes with legs
The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.
TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
good advertisements here on the highway
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
thats how you get laid ANYBODY
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere